What's In My Desk Drawer?

I found this guy's site: What's In My Desk Drawer I was bored. Here's what's in my desk drawer. Maybe i'll do another drawer each time i'm really bored. Then my whole house. Then other peoples' houses. Then the inside of a jail cell. Who knows?

 P.S. I know nobody really cares what's in my desk drawer. Again, I was bored. I do many strange things when i'm bored.

3d Tic Tac Toe Game (no pieces)
Access Card (from condo I used to live at)
Altoids Container (Wintergreen)
Balls (cat toy, rubber, 1 1/4") (2)
    1 Light Green
    1 Orange
Bank Book
Batteries (12)
    1 9 Volt
    10 AA
    1 CR1616
Battery Pack (for Sega Nomad)
Betty Crocker Points (15)
Binder Zipper Bag
Birth Certificate (mine)
Boppo
Bows (1 1/2") (2)
    1 green
    1 red
Brackets (25)
    2 2 holes, 7/16" x 1 5/16"
    1 4" x 1", 4 holes
    1 8" x 1 1/4", 4 holes
    10 for mounting mirrors
    1 for hard drive mounts
    3 L shaped, 3/4" x 1 3/4"
    1 L shaped, 3/4" x 6", 4 holes
    4 T shaped, 4" x 4", 5 holes
    2 venetian blind holders
Brick Game 1997 In 1 (MR-1997)
Business Cards (2)
    1 from Hemet Unified School District, Hemet, CA
    1 from Renaissance Books, Riverside, CA
Business Card Holder (leather) (2)
CA ID Card (mine. exp 1996)
Calculator (Cebar CD-402K)
Captain's Bars
Car Registration (old, Mazda)
Card Protector (2 1/2" x 3 3/4")
Cards (No. 92 Bee)
Car Insurance Card
Cassettes (4)
    1 Canterbury Tales (2 of 2)
    1 Japanese Language (1 of 2)
    2 Answering machine tapes from thrift store
Chalk (9)
    2 Black
    1 Light Blue
    1 Pink
    4 White
    1 Yellow
Circle Template (A&W Trubilt #81)
Clamp (cpu fan)
Clay Incense Holder
Clip (central piece to cat harness)
Co-ax To Wire Lead Converter
Coin (1984 Olympic Bus Token, SCRTD) (3)
Coins (16)
    2 Game tokens
    1 Game tokens, Castle Park, Riverside, CA
    10 Game tokens, Aladdin's Castle, Riverside, CA
    1 US penny
    1 US penny, wheat-ear
    1 US quarter with string hole
Comb
Compasses (2)
    1 4 1/2", drafting
    1 4 1/2", Helix Giant Bow Compass TC081
Composition Book (4 1/2" x 3 1/4", 160 pages)
Connector (5 1/4" Disk Storage assembly) (16)
Crayons (Crayola, 48 pack)
Crush Washers (3)
Die (6)
    3 Red
    3 White
DragonballZ Cards (18)
DragonballZ Stickers (2)
Ear Plugs (yellow, used) (2)
Elastic Velcro Straps (6)
Erasers (14)
    1 black, 2" x 1" x 7/16"
    9 for mechanical pencil
    1 pink, 1" x 2 3/8" x 3/8"
    2 pink, Eberhard Faber Pink Pearl, 1" x 2 3/8" x 3/8"
    1 pink, Faber Castel, 1" x 2 3/8" x 3/8"
Faces (3)
    1 from Hexadecimal's action figure, 'evil grin'
    1 from Hexadecimal's action figure, 'sad'
    1 from Hexadecimal's action figure, 'surprise'
Film Can (4" x 1 5/8")
Fingernail Clippers (3)
Floppy Envelope (5 1/4", Penguin Software)
    Don't Barbeque
    Don't Stick On Penguin Beak
    Don't Stick In Toaster
    Don't Stick In Blender
    Don't Stick In Birdcage Bottom
    Don't Give To Dog To Chew On
    Don't Nuke
    Don't Use As Spare Tire
    Don't Stick In Back Pocket
Floppy Notcher (for 5 1/4" floppies)
Floss (Travel Size Glide Floss) (2)
Fluff Ball (cat toy, red, 2")
Game Pieces (7)
    1 3d connect 4, beige
    1 Backgammon, brown
    1 Pente, black/silver
    1 Pente, black
    1 Pente, red
    1 Pente, white
    1 Pente, yellow
Gameboy Cartridges (2)
    1 Boxxle
    1 Elevator Action
Gamepad Joystick Attachment
Glue Sticks (2)
    1 Elmers, 0.21 oz
    1 Scotch #6008, 0.25 oz
Gyroscope Stand
Hackey Sack (off-brand)
Hair Tie (black)
Headlight (9004, bad)
Headlight Changing Instructions (9004)
Headlight Package (9004)
Highlighters (Faber Castel Uniblaze) (6)
    1 Blue
    1 Green
    1 Orange
    1 Pink
    1 Purple
    1 Yellow
Index Cards (3" x 5", spiral bound, Mead 63138, 27 of 50 sheets)
Jacks (3)
Jumpers (8)
Keys (63)
Key Rings (15)
    3 3/4"
    6 1"
    3 1 1/4"
    2 1 3/8", solid
    1 9/16"
Key Ring Name Tag
Key Protectors (2)
    1 blue
    1 pink
Lens (Cannon, protector)
Laser Pointer (keyring size)
Leg Shoe (for desk, same as this drawer, 2" x 2" x 1 1/2")
Lego Pieces (2)
Light Bulbs (18)
    9 christmas, small, red
    5 christmas, small, white
    1 for Maglite
    1 Mazda dome light, bad
    2 Mazda dome light, good
Lug Nut (Geo Metro, with broken lug inside)
Magnifying Glass (2 lens, fold-away)
Marbles (10)
    1 small, cat's eye
    4 small, clear, 'cleary'
    1 small, opaque
    4 small, red, 'cleary'
Mastermind (2)
    1 Mini
    1 pocket, electronic
Mechanical Pencil Eraser Cap
Metal Eraser Guard (drafting)
Microwave Popcorn
Monopoly House
Movie Ticket (Hannibal)
Nail (1 1/8")
Necklace Lanyard (with clip)
Negative Strips (35mm) (14)
Nut
Padlocks (8)
    2 American
    1 Belwith
    1 Camel Security
    2 Masterlock
    1 Queen, heavy
    1 Unknown
Paper (beige, 8.5" x 11") (2)
Paperclip (weird triangular kind)
Pen
Pencils (19)
    1 blue
    2 brown
    2 green
    6 grey
    1 orange
    1 pink
    2 purple
    2 red
    1 red/orange
    1 yellow
Pencil Leads (.7mm, assorted lengths) (34)
Pencil Sharpener (silver color, 2 holes, 1" x 1" x 9/16", Baumgarden's 2110)
Penny Rolls (plastic, with pennies) (2)
Phone Connector (female/female)
Phone Splitters (2)
    1 with 2 ports
    1 with 3 ports
Photo (2 1/2" x 3 1/2") of gf and daughter
Piezo-Electric Device (lighter shocker) (2)
Pin (1998 Farmer's Fair, Riverside, CA)
Plastic Card Container (2 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 5/8")
Plastic Light Cover (Mazda dome light)
Plotter Pen and Ink (balck, Kohinor, .25)
Pocket Knives (4)
    1 "Frontier," 3 blades, 2", 1 1/2", 1 1/4"
    1 "Tool Source,"
        1 blade, 1.5"
        1 nail file
        1 scissors
        1 toothpick
        1 tweezers
    1 1 blade, 2 3/4"
    1 3 blades, 2 1/4", 1 5/8", 1 5/8"
Poker Chips (7/8") (54)
    17 light blue
    19 red
    18 yellow
Post-It Note Pads (3" x 3") (3)
    1 light pink, 24 sheets
    1 light purple, 48 sheets
    1 purple, 50 sheets
Postcards (10)
    1 Aerial view from San Vincente & Fairfax 1922
    1 Business District, San Pedro, CA 1917
    1 Flying Merkel 1900
    1 Harley Davidson delivery trike 1922
    1 Main Street, San Jacinto, CA 1887
    1 Olympic Games 1932
    1 San Bernardino, CA 1930
    1 Spring St near Third St, Los Angeles, CA 1908
    1 The Pike, Long Beach, CA 1902
    1 Universal Studios 1931
Protractor (hemishpere) (2)
Push Pins (102)
    8 blue, flat
    48 clear
    7 green, flat
    1 missing cap, flat
    2 red, flat
    1 white
    30 white, flat
    5 yellow, flat
Rattlesnake Rattle
Receipts (3)
    2 Pep Boys, smog check
    1 Unknown
Refrigerator Magnet (christmas stocking)
Rings (2)
    1 happy/sad
    1 triangular yin-yang symbol
Rocks (18)
    1 small, swirly-colored
    17 Found in my shoe
Rubber Bands (20)
    2 beige, large
    2 beige, small, thick
    9 beige, small, thin
    1 blue, small, thick
    2 red, small, thick
    4 red, small, thin
Rubber Braces (camera mount) (3)
Rubik's Cube (old)
Rulers (4)
    1 metal, Bates MFG, 12"
    3 plastic, 6"
S-Hook Screws (2)
Safety Pins (49)
    3 medium
    46 small
Savings Booklet (2 1/2" x 4")
Scissors (orange handle, Fiskars)
Scotch Tape (3)
    2 2-sides
    1 Normal
Scrabble Tile (K, 5 points)
Screwdriver (phillips, 1 3/8")
Screws (61)
Shoelaces (3)
    2 24"
    1 30 1/2"
Sketch Book (3 3/4" x 5", Cachet Product #1203, 128 pages)
Slide (color, kodachrom, me taking a picture)
Slingshot (wrist rocket, Marksman)
Smart Media Card (4mb, Phillips AY3956)
Spirograph Wheel (translucent green, 33 teeth)
Stamps (4)
    2 "H Rate" make-up
    2 32 cent
Stapler (red Bostich Mini)
Staples (1344)
    590 #10, Bostich, minis
    659 1/4"
    95 5/16" for staple gun
Stopwatch (digital)
String (roll)
Sunglasses (6)
Super Balls (3)
    1 1 3/8"
    1 1 1/2"
    1 1 3/4"
Tamagotchi (off-brand, Yoda)
Tangoes
Thread (2)
    1 light blue, 1" x 9/16" spool
    1 purple, 1" x 9/16" spool
Thrift Store Donation Receipts (5)
Tightening Crank (for drafting table)
Time Setters (for timed power on/off) (2)
Travel Alarm Clock Calculator
Triangles (4)
    2 30/60/90
    2 45/45
Trigger (for canned air can)
Turbine Noise Toy (light orange)
TV Remotes (2)
    1 Emerson
    1 One For All, URC 2030
Typing Correction Tabs (Rotex, 30 tabs)
Unknown Bag Of Brackets And Velcro Stickers
Unknown Bracket
Unknown Clip (metal) (3)
Unknown Metal Ring
Unknown Plastic Clip
Unknown Strap/Clip Thing
Washer
Watch, Timex Marathon (digital), Model 2016FA, no strap
Wire Roach Clip Connector
Wood Shelving Connector
Xacto Blade (retractable)